Pat Paulsen
Pat Paulsen
Patrick Layton Paulsen— known as Pat Paulsen — was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth6 July 1927
CountryUnited States of America
life money rest women
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
rights should murderer
Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.
government immigration united-states
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
winning i-will-win ifs
If elected, I will win.
pondering riot supervillains
We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.
growing-up boys america
In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.
wine long campaigns
I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
credit lasts needs
You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
wine people dry
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
arkansas administration would-be
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
wine eye people
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
dark rights doe
Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.
remember century
We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.
wine white house
Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'