Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Patton Peter Oswaltis an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor and voice actor, known for roles such as Spencer Olchin in the sitcom The King of Queens, voicing Remy in the film Ratatouille and playing multiple identical brothers on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth27 January 1969
CityPortsmouth, VA
CountryUnited States of America
Patton Oswalt quotes about
people creative woods
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.
mean comedian ponds
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
kentucky cards corporations
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.
romance three steel
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
drink
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
years car house
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.
personality grew grew-up
I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.
nerd stereotype outcast
I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.
writing
I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.
actors way adults
Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors.
stupid differences evil
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
writing mind comedian
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.
laughing comedian matter
Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway.'
metric-system metrics familiar
I'm not familiar with the metric system.