Paul Lynde
Paul Lynde
Paul Edward Lynde was an American actor, voice artist, comedian and TV personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1926
CityMount Vernon, OH
CountryUnited States of America
dollar peter ten ticket traffic
Peter Marshall: In one state, you can deduct $5 from a traffic ticket if you show the officer...what?Paul Lynde: A ten dollar bill.
food sandwiches spoons
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
cowboy saddles horns
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
wire world closets
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
topics comedy conversation
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
hilarious cosmetics three
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
ulcers
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
rich obsessed being-rich
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
names people remember
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
glad following
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
dad son ham
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
sister faces ugly
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
mystery recycling hell
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
worst-moments comedy stage
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.