Paul Lynde
Paul Lynde
Paul Edward Lynde was an American actor, voice artist, comedian and TV personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1926
CityMount Vernon, OH
CountryUnited States of America
dollar peter ten ticket traffic
Peter Marshall: In one state, you can deduct $5 from a traffic ticket if you show the officer...what?Paul Lynde: A ten dollar bill.
wire world closets
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
topics comedy conversation
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
hilarious cosmetics three
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
ulcers
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
glad following
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
sister faces ugly
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
mystery recycling hell
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
worst-moments comedy stage
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
comedy realism believability
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
couple glasses vegetables
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
alcoholics ifs
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.