Paul Will
Paul Will
two people type
There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.
dope men guy
There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.
two numbers house
Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
editing acting input
And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on
kids names yelling
Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!
xbox son years
The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.
kids pyramid-schemes pyramids
New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have kids gets a check from Huckster Headquarters.
couple fall ideas
We all hold on to some image of the family we want, based one way or another on the family we had. Lots of people are thrilled about the families they came from, others couldn't get away fast enough. Most people fall into that vast middle ground: great affection mixed with a few ideas for improvement. A couple of things they wish could have perhaps been done differently.
kids night speak-english
I've come to realize that making it your life's work to be different than your parents is not only hard to do, it's a dumb idea. Not everything we found fault with was necessarily wrong; we were right, for example, to resent, as kids, being told when to go to bed. We'd be equally wrong, as parents, to let our kids stay up all night. To throw out all the tools of parenting just because our parents used them would be like making yourself speak English without using ten letters of the alphabet; it's hard to do.
smart writing gun
I'm not smart enough to write about something that didn't actually happen to me. But I couldn't write a space movie if you put a gun to my head.
smart parent dumb
As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.
stage refreshing
There's something very refreshing about being on stage.
nice laughing development
That's the nice thing about doing stand-up. There's no development, you just go out there and get an immediate response as to whether something is good or bad. Getting a laugh is the best measure of how well you're doing.
dog years kitchen
Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.