Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionRoyalty
Date of Birth10 June 1921
CityCorfu, Greece
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British women can't cook.
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The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
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During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
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I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
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If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
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Wildlife of the world is disappearing... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect
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Do you work in a strip club?
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A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
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Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
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I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
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You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
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You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
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It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.