Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionRoyalty
Date of Birth10 June 1921
CityCorfu, Greece
classic british cooks
British women can't cook.
usual classic window
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.
edinburgh ifs ghastly
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
clubs classic
Do you work in a strip club?
cannibalism problem realistic
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
singers awful classic
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
beer care royal
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
daughter art school
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
dukes edinburgh classic
Do you still throw spears at each filmother?
goes-on looks classic
It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
tape classic instruments
You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
pertinent-questions may looks
It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer.
classic ends
No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
exotic world classic
And what exotic part of the world do you come from?