Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson
Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson is an English actor, model, musician and producer...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth13 May 1986
CityLondon, England
funny fake six-packs
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
funny people able
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
funny girl hate
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
people vampire wish
I really like Blade. I wish people would make hard R-rated fantasy movies again. It's completely irrelevant, but people should do that more. I haven't seen that many vampire things.
funny thinking looks
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
girl years australia
A 17-year-old girl in Australia hacked into my e-mail while I was on it, Then a 15-year-old girl in England did the same thing.
dream liars grateful
But you're not really allowed to complain about any of this, You're just supposed to be grateful. And obviously-I get it. You're lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that there's a bad side to any of this people will be like-Liar! I guess it's because people want to have it as a dream
difficult acknowledge ifs
If you're happy all of the time, it's difficult to acknowledge when you actually are happy.
funny kissing
What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.
funny looks bits
I look a bit like him.
funny team laughing
The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)
twilight people nerves
I never thought people would buy the soundtrack [to Twilight]. So, it's a little more nerve-wracking now. I don't know.
funny thinking waiting
I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be... I just can't wait!
funny eyebrows guy
Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.