Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
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funny beach sorry
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
funny humor fats
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
funny cute boyfriend
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
funny sex humor
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
funny humor subway
I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".
funny humor cake
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
funny daughter stupid
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
funny humor night
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
funny humor wife
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
grandpa waiting christmas-time
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
funny humor eye
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
funny success humor
Life is just a bowl of pits.
drinking zombie bartending
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'