Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
Rodney Dangerfield quotes about
figures whole-life downers
I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.
tonight pops our-family
You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
ties fire guy
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.
drinking viagra juice
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
airports ships lucky
I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport.
jealousy wife calendars
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
funny humor wife
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
complaining no-respect i-can
I can't get no respect.
beauty beautiful eye
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
camouflage comedy
Comedy is a camouflage for depression.
cheating thinking wife
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
faces ugly sundials
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial.
headache
A hooker once told me she had a headache.