Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
happy fathers-day dad
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
drinking viagra juice
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
beauty beautiful eye
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.
kings two bed-sheets
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
drinking zombie bartending
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'