Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
Ron White quotes about
bigs small-parts
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
comedian lame television
I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.
smart school mean
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
smart school mean
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
minutes diamond
Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
bridges two people
There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
eye years keys
I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!
comedian peers recognition
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
littles signatures wonderful
I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended up with 100 boxes of my own cigars with my signature on them. Which is great, they are wonderful cigars but they never really fulfilled out so now I'm out of it. I can sign up with somebody else or go pick a blend or whatever. I probably will, there is no sense in not doing it.
long guy ladders
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
jokes knows
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
truth hammered
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
stars revenge war
Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks
salad call-me
They call me Tater Salad