Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
Ron White quotes about
talking long people
I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.
dad years houston
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
plans
I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
two giving two-things
You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
trying death-penalty lanes
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
humor people alcohol
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
color cost television
Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television?
party hands tequila
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
cuban-cigars lasts ems
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
cuban-cigars decent smoke
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.
skins say-anything want
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
goal comedian
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
long trying crowds
In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
smoking saving months
I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.