Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
Ron White quotes about
color cost television
Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television?
party hands tequila
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
cuban-cigars lasts ems
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
cuban-cigars decent smoke
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.
skins say-anything want
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
stupid eye order
We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!
block cat
Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.
men bigs stunned
Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.
texas ifs
If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.
goal comedian
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
corporate
I don't do any corporate work.
team america turns
The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
long trying crowds
In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
dark light television
I only like the live audience. I don't even like to do standup where it's being filmed. Because it affects the way the audience responds to what you say, because it makes them uncomfortable. You have to perform in a light room, and I prefer a dark room. But I love to perform, and I don't really see myself doing any television at all.