Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Cherrie Barris an American actress, comedian, writer, television producer, director, and 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the classic sitcom Roseanne. The show was a hit and lasted nine seasons, from 1988 to 1997. She won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr had crafted a "fierce working-class...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionActress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CountryUnited States of America
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
I used to play Barbies with my Mormon neighbor friend; it was always, "Oh, we're going to go on a date. Ken's taking us out, and we're going with Ken on a date." And I was like, "We're parachuting behind enemy lines to save the Jews." That's how I played Barbies. I was told when I was a girl that every Jewish woman has to have five children to replace three fifths of our people that were killed. That's how I was raised.
Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.