Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Cherrie Barris an American actress, comedian, writer, television producer, director, and 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the classic sitcom Roseanne. The show was a hit and lasted nine seasons, from 1988 to 1997. She won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr had crafted a "fierce working-class...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionActress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CountryUnited States of America
Roseanne Barr quotes about
Know how to do anything - Im a mom
Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.
They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.