Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
ideas brain tvs
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
dream night men
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
insult too-short fats
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
dollars insult persons
If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
running husband home
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
marriage phrases debt
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
doctors blood feet
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
drivers license
Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?
doors cities house
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.
boyfriend father careers
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
names telephones
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
buying-something buying saving-money
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
young-generation parent generations
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
drivers highways careless
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.