Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
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When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
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Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.
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Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
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The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
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Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
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I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
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Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
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A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
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On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?