Sam Ewing
Sam Ewing
Samuel James Ewingis a former baseball player for the Chicago White Sox and the Toronto Blue Jays. He batted left and threw right...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAthlete
Date of Birth9 April 1949
CountryUnited States of America
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When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
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Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
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I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
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Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
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A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
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Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
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If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
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In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," said the doctor.
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Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
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Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.