Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhardis an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 June 1955
CityFlint, MI
CountryUnited States of America
tired careers feelings
I was really going through a transition in my life. I was tired of feeling victimized by my career.
want judgment passing
I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
gay community needs
I don't need to be redundant to the gay community about what's wrong and what isn't happening for them.
cookies variables cutters
Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
shadow want lost
I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow.
my-family brady-bunch bunch
My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.
views cynical point-of-view
At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I'm coming from a concerned point of view.
guilty liaison feels
For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.
growing-up growing easier
Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.
thinking wish different
I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not."
actresses lips hollywood
I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
needs announcements comfortable
Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.
eye responsibility people
I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.
wonder killing
The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.