Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Scott Adams quotes about
honesty science waiting
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait...
smart clueless intelligent
Highly intelligent and well-informed people disagree on every political issue. Therefore, intelligence and knowledge are useless for making decisions, because if any of that stuff helped, then all the smart people would have the same opinions. So use your "gut instinct" to make voting choices. That is exactly like being clueless, but with the added advantage that you'll feel as if your random vote preserved democracy.
winning hair political
If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?
years ideas political
I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.
funny-work marketing lines
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
weasels humans err-is-human
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
drunk boss stupidity
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
silly technology interesting
Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.
smart humor matter
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
smart differences people
People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
life-is benign this-life
The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.
nature eye science
Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.
successful people advice
Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.
wasting-time moron meetings
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons