Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Scott Adams quotes about
death suicide serial-killer
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
death suicide perfect
You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.
death suicide festivals
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
death suicide disappear
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
simple religion trying
Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.
death suicide skills
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
death suicide violence
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
science careers cells
Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
knowing guy doubt
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
knowing age aging
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.
disappointment humorous goal
Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.
made used old-life
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
rest-of-life
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
philosophy phones loser
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.