Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Scott Adams quotes about
aggravation hallucinations dilbert
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
technology life-is problem
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
numbers alzheimers my-best-friend
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
wisdom problem dilbert
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
humor technology mail
I get mail; therefore I am.
forgiveness revenge inspire
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
math science mysterious-universe
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
speak-english goats speak
We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.
coffee sadness enough
Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
blogging coworker turns
Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.
stupid funny-but-true degrees
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
insanity cosmetics assuming
I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.
science reality odds
Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality ?
death suicide hard-work
In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.