Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
decide mind minutes three trying
I don't think I ever really go more than 30 minutes before I've got two or three things in my mind and I'm trying to decide which of them to use,
beauty bunch employees environment ideas infinite office room run ways work
I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.
character precisely strip
He's the most soul-destroying character in the strip precisely because he doesn't know he's being evil,
believe citizens dangerous rest rocket trust weapons
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
crazy discourage people
Crazy personalities work, which is why people do it, but most manufacturers discourage it.
allergic gives life
Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade."Dilbert: "But I'm allergic to citrus."Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die.
busy hand minutes three works
It's just three minutes in the microwave, it's hand held, it works with a busy lifestyle,
cool great people smart time work
I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.
matter watching
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you.
matter smart spend
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
bring casinos downtown living people
The idea is just to bring people downtown, ... People will come downtown and go to the casinos and it reinforces the idea of living downtown.
bad good metaphor sound
A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.
demos law
All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.
writing decision doe
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.