Scott Roeben
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Scott Roeben
advised childhood doctor rough
I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights.
impressive magician
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
date maybe seems showing women
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.
ants cracker laughing poorly prizes
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.