Scott Roeben
Scott Roeben
beginning beyond exist existed god home imagine sit time trying
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
impressive magician
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
date maybe seems showing women
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.
dated girl giving kept track work
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
advised childhood doctor rough
I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights.
ants cracker laughing poorly prizes
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.