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Among the worries of today's business executives is the large number of unemployed still on the payroll.
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Analysis and synthesis ordinarily clarify matters for us about as much as taking a Swiss watch apart and dumping its wheels, springs, hands, threads, pivots, screws and gears into a layman's hands for reassembling, clarifies a watch to a layman.
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An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
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A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the minister said, Why don't you come to church tonight? I'm giving instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the boy replied, I don't think so. You don't even know how to get to the Post Office.
procrastination
All things come to those who wait, but when they come they're out of date.
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The door of opportunity is wide open if you are prepared.
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It is getting harder and harder to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.
labor
Labor is the beginning, the middle, and the end of art.
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It is much easier for good to deal with evil than it is for good to deal with stupidity.
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Life's heaviest burden is to have nothing to carry.
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I went down with the ship but I kept my mouth shut so I didn't drown like the rest of them.
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The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of a church in the country.
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The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ''Let's have ham and eggs.'' The pig then replied, ''That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.''
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If the world despises you because you do not follow its ways, pay no heed to it. But be sure your way is right.