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procrastination
All things come to those who wait, but when they come they're out of date.
door open opportunity wide
The door of opportunity is wide open if you are prepared.
government harder style support taxes-and-taxation
It is getting harder and harder to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.
labor
Labor is the beginning, the middle, and the end of art.
deal easier evil good stupidity
It is much easier for good to deal with evil than it is for good to deal with stupidity.
burden heaviest responsibility
Life's heaviest burden is to have nothing to carry.
drown kept mouth rest ship shut silence
I went down with the ship but I kept my mouth shut so I didn't drown like the rest of them.
church cure shady side sit
The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of a church in the country.
chicken decide donation fine ham pig sacrifice small total trying
The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ''Let's have ham and eggs.'' The pig then replied, ''That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.''
despises follow heed pay sure
If the world despises you because you do not follow its ways, pay no heed to it. But be sure your way is right.
cannot help remember worry worrying
If you cannot help worrying, remember that worrying cannot help you either.
hear speech
If you don't want to read it, see it or hear it, don't say it.
fall love
If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
lend money nobody somebody sure
If you're going to lend money make sure somebody else is around. If you're going to give money make sure nobody else is around.