Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan
Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBEwas a comedian, writer and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, his early life was spent in India where he was born. The majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom. He disliked his first name and began to call himself "Spike" after hearing a band on Radio Luxembourg called Spike Jones and his City Slickers...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 April 1918
CityAhmednagar, India
CountryIreland
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they're ever so small That's why rain is thin.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Its all in the mind, you know.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.