Spike Milligan
Spike Milligan
Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBEwas a comedian, writer and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, his early life was spent in India where he was born. The majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom. He disliked his first name and began to call himself "Spike" after hearing a band on Radio Luxembourg called Spike Jones and his City Slickers...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 April 1918
CityAhmednagar, India
CountryIreland
In the human race today, you came last.
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?