Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan
Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan KBEwas a comedian, writer and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, his early life was spent in India where he was born. The majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom. He disliked his first name and began to call himself "Spike" after hearing a band on Radio Luxembourg called Spike Jones and his City Slickers...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 April 1918
CityAhmednagar, India
CountryIreland
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.
In the human race today, you came last.
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
If I don't eat soon, I'll die of hunger; and if I die, I won't eat soon.
Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant
God made nightButMan made darkness.
A lot of learning canbe a little thing.
Listen, someone's screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently
I told you I was sick.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.