Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
character looking-forward shows
I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.
character two use
I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.
funny sex book
I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?
funny gay hell
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
thinking feelings pieces
You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.
reality majority-vote fans
I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote
funny travel home
There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
funny moon space
They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.
mean miserable ifs
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
book reading printed-word
I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.
government print
I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.
believe hands eight
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
country jesus fall
Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.
writing fearless fiction
You should spend more time with your families; write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know - fiction.