Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
might sometimes yeah
Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot.
numbers giving legs
Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!
broke stills ifs
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
father gone wonderful
When you're 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
kids people parent
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.
political spices may
I may go back and spice it up with a little bit of the tool stuff and grunting and all that that I know so well. But it feels like I'm rehashing old material. And some of my audiences like that. So I'm there to entertain. I'm not there to make a political statement or anything like that. I'm there to entertain.
smart comedy mines
My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
encouragement real wrestling
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
creative guy
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
kids boys men
My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
made made-it ifs
If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.
ideas years church
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
comedy anarchist ultimate
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
self-esteem frustration men
Men aren't allowed to have self-esteem, because we're already supposed to have all the power.... But most men earn less than they want, barely the minimum wage. They're drones. They do stuff they don't want to do to support their families, and they're not sure why they do it. They don't know what they're doing half the time, and any time we stick up for ourselves, we're pigs because we don't know how to articulate our frustrations and joys.