Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
drug trying safe
Speeding is like drugs. It makes everything come at you fast, and when you go back to normal driving, safe driving, prudent driving, it seems boring. That's the danger of drugs. At first it's intoxicating, but then the rest of your life you're trying to find that very first time. It never is the same.
sibling kids causes
What causes sibling rivalry?" "Having more than one kid.
students learners
I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
compromise nurture
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
christmas noel
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
party wealth drink
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
tired golf missing
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
democracy socialism either-or
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
smart opposites very-smart
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
humorous golf men
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.
listening stories
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
hands nuts trying
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
jesus men class
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.
blow drunk soldier
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.