Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
beautiful real nice
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
men years differences
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.
mother daughter party
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.
use size comedy
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
religious philosophical mean
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
stress people stressed
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
baby attitude children
Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
party wealth drink
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
marriage beautiful eye
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
mom kids example
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
christmas noel
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
democracy socialism either-or
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
success my-family good-things
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.
love dream men
Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.