Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
democracy socialism either-or
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
mom kids example
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
marriage beautiful eye
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
stress people stressed
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
smart opposites very-smart
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
girl father boys
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
thinking car ferrari
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
hard-work thinking rehearsal
I think there's a percentage [of the audience] that don't realize, that don't know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It's more of a ... it's not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.
tools
I have a thing for tools.
humorous golf men
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.
shows
I do a lot of family shows.
listening stories
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
quality want sound
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
kids ego busy
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.