Will Allen
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Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
movie sex humorous
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
new-york gun clothes
Visually I've always liked the 20s 30s for film. I do these because I like the music. I like the clothes. I like the way the women and the guys look. There are soldiers and sailors and gangsters with the machine guns in their violin cases. It's a very colorful era of New York, full of great theater and great nightclubs and great jazz.
vegetables two choices
Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
agnostic existential
I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.
depressing afterlife done
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
two environmental
Me and nature are two.
nice fall thinking
I think [aging] has nothing to recommend it. You don't gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is what happens. People try and put a nice varnish on it, and say, well, you mellow. You come to understand life and accept things. But you'd trade all of that for being 35 again.
fitness-motivational temporary-insanity bores-you
History is the same thing over and over again.
funny witty money
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
soccer thinking games
You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.
romantic love-is two
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.
justice way figures
There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope with it...
love-you men wife
You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?
punishment would-be death-penalty
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.