Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
witty humorous greatness
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
funny marriage lying
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
cute witty humorous
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
sarcastic sarcasm years
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
powerful things-in-life luck
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
god witty humorous
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
lucky way losing
If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.
funny humor intelligent
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
witty humorous heart
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
genius fields six
I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.
witty humorous brain
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
life laughter hipster
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
funny humor parent
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
witty atheist philosophy
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.