Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
birthday life-is thirds
I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.
achievement born behave
If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.
poor factory-workers factories
I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.
new-york fighting reality
I've never felt Truth was Beauty. Never. I've always felt that people can't take too much reality. I like being in Ingmar Bergman's world. Or in Louis Armstrong's world. Or in the world of the New York Knicks. Because it's not this world. You spend your whole life searching for a way out. You just get an overdose of reality, you know, and it's a terrible thing. I'm always fighting against reality.
afternoon never-been-kissed rainy
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
nice would-be impossible
Let's say there was no terrorism whatsoever and we were all very nice to one another and we were all kind, we still would be faced with an extremely cruel and hostile universe and existence and so I'm a great pessimist and I feel that it's impossible really to be happy, and that the best you can hope for is to be distracted.
funny life humor
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
witty new-york humorous
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
divorce thinking water
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
witty humorous conquer
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
hours baskets cases
Well, if I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case.
inspirational funny cheating
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
funny running humor
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
firsts opinion respectful
When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.