Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
inspirational funny life
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
funny-love funny-sex sex-and-love
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
uncles fun play
As I've gotten older, the parts have diminished. I liked it when I was younger, I could always play the lead in the movie and I could do all the romantic scenes with the women, and it was fun and I liked to play that. Now, I'm older and I'm reduced to playing the backstage doorman or the uncle or something. I don't really love that so occasionally, when a part comes up, I'll play it.
procrastination boredom community
If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.
witty humorous heart
The wicked at heart probably know something.
productive-life done prey
I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
funeral grandfather tables
My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
drama struggle writing
The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.
gun rifles citizens
Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.
links masturbation entry
But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
groups possibility discounts
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
enjoy-it-while-it-lasts answers should
Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
want fear-of-death happens
I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.
philosophy done soup
The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?