Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
smart kids parent
I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents.
maturity too-much mellow
You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
softball morning team
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.
incompetent
God is either cruel or incompetent.
mistake heaven chess
Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.
happy-love love-and-death hilarious-love
I hope you're getting this down.
choices kitchen time-on-earth
In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.
immature way yeah
How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?
fudge too-much taste
Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
fields talent majors
If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.
doctors order i-can
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
way here-and-there life-is
Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
witty stupid humorous
he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
nice goal healthy
I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!