Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
stress littles disorder
Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
sarcastic time fun
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
ruins stories good-story
Why ruin a good story with the truth?
afterlife able twenties
I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?
breakup wife lasts
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
dinner tvs frozen
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
comedy monopoly bigs
I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.
chastity ifs
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
suffering engagement three
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
witty humorous paris
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
movie-love suffering unhappy
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
sad self contempt
I'm awash in self-contempt!
love book self
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
return want womb
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.