Will Durst
Will Durst
Will Durstis an American political satirist; he has been called a modern mix of Mort Sahl and Will Rogers...
racial
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.
causing illegal legal past played role unlikely
It's unlikely that any past deforestation -- legal or illegal -- has really played a significant role in causing that landslide.
checked gets head hope
I hope he's OK. I hope he gets his head checked soon.
days gonna knew productive
Our days were unpredictable, we never knew if it was gonna to be a productive day or a non-productive day.
acres considered extremely fiber five forests increasing lost million natural needs past plantation portion region resource substitute supply valuable wood
While plantation forests are an extremely valuable resource and will undoubtedly supply an increasing portion of wood and fiber needs in the future, they should not be considered a substitute for the region's dwindling natural forests. During the past five years, the region lost more than 14.8 million acres of natural forests.
hate hero hate-him
Everybody loves the underdog, and then they take an underdog and make him a hero and they hate him.
wanted
I've always wanted to make movies.
movie children years
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
feelings shells sensitivity
Anybody who wears their feelings on their sleeve and has a harder, crusty shell - like I do - is definitely protecting an inner sensitivity.
incline
I'm definitely on the incline to a peak.
hate technology needs
If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing's secure. Nothing's safe. I don't hate technology, I don't hate hackers, because that's just what comes with it, without those hackers we wouldn't solve the problems we need to solve, especially security.
couple father golf
I've been around golf my whole life. My father did it all the time, and I resented him for it. But a couple years ago I picked up a golf club and I understood the physics of it. If anyone knows anything about golf, it's that once you hit a few shots, you'll become addicted.
reminiscing
When you reminisce aren't the times that someone's forcing you to reminisce. You reminisce other times in your life.
friendship jobs taken
Once you get in a position where your rent is taken care of and you do have a job, you really get to deal with yourself and really become one with yourself. And you wake to your mind every day. That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.