Will Lewis
Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
snow drug together
In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.
bones ass
FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.
block eye thinking
I've seen the end of the universe, and it happens to be in the United States and, oddly enough, it's in Houston, Texas. I know - I was shocked, too. Imagine my surprise when I left a comedy club one day and walked to the end of the block, and there on one corner was a Starbucks, and across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, there was - a Starbucks. I looked back and forth, thinking the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. That there was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks - and that, my friends, is the end of the universe.
should-have two brokeback-mountain
Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
nice would-be verbs
You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!
purple design green
Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker.
feelings want-him want
I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.
feel-better vote guilty
The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty because I feel like I should vote for her so that she'll feel better about herself because she'd been in such a bad marriage.
pages magazines planes
On the plane was a Time magazine and there was a 30 page article on diabetes, and I read every page. By the time that plane landed, I had diabetes.
tortoises get-up bigs
Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.
tomorrow rich stills
One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
brain use today
Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!
normal feels my-friends
I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.
golf love-is self
Self-love is a big part of golf.