Will Lewis
Will Lewis
William Lewis or Willie Lewis may refer to:...
distance two people
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
golf week hotel
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
talking people littles
I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
stories pox too-much
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
horse college years
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
valentines-day holiday years
The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
dawn eating turns
Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation
macs persons intuitive
Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.
father labs nine
My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
touring
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
psychotic comic
As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
being-single people would-be
People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
christmas online
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
yelling stage
Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.