Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
dark looks want
I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
baby ironic littles
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
knights refrigerators magnet
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.
mean thinking way
There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
mean giving advice
Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?
good-morning hope im-sorry
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
funny comedian actors
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.
drinking wine white
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.
fighting cannibal
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
running zebras doe
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.
differences important pool
There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
dream take-me
But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
dream thinking stuff
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
kids illustration drawing
Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.