Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
winning body proud
I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.
pie mouths faces
If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'
inspirational funny dream
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
digital cameras reminiscing
I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
batteries dramatic break
Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.
men unreliable
I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
needs
I need to develop some patience - immediately.
sleep pairs causes
I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
hands numbers broke
I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.
world wonderful futons
Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
nicknames example want
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
love-is
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
pie no-respect clown
Clowns have no respect for pie.
funny kids thinking
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.