Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
people television our-time
Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.
tattoo drawing design
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
jesus mosquitoes communion
Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.
nice people would-be
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
bmw interesting car
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
sweet jobs guy
Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.
lonely stupid looks
I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.
giving dry lines
There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger.
thinking bears worms
I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.
grateful lucky appreciative
I feel so fortunate to be one of the lucky ones who is so grateful and appreciative to know such great synonyms for thankful.
sorry moving voice
I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there's nothing you can do about it.
powerful mean men
Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.
years guy ever-after
After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.
success america waterfalls
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.