Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
talking trying about-yourself
To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
pet independence independence-day
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.
animal sheep clouds
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
animal roots rodeo
When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
guy mopeds behavior
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
too-much way bags
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
lonely lonely-at-the-top
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.
listening today conversation
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
tic-tacs tics mint
Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
dark looks want
I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
baby ironic littles
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.
mean giving advice
Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?
funny comedian actors
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.
fighting cannibal
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.