Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
shows
I never set out to do a sketch show.
years fans comedy
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
stones glass-houses throwing
My policy is no stone throwing regardless of housing situation.
winning body proud
I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.
pie mouths faces
If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'
inspirational funny dream
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
digital cameras reminiscing
I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
men unreliable
I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
needs
I need to develop some patience - immediately.
sleep pairs causes
I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
hands numbers broke
I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.
world wonderful futons
Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
nicknames example want
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
love-is
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.