Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
reality faces your-face
Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.
men guitar letters
I just started doing this one-man show, and I wanted to be able to score it, so I bought a guitar, and got a keyboard and got a harmonica. I remember when I started that I didn't understand why a harmonica had different letters on them.
running workout yelling
I go the gym and I try to run on the treadmill and I listen to music but it doesn't motivate me enough. So I'm going to get a recording of a pack of wolves gaining on me. People would be like, 'Why is that guy crying on that treadmill over there?' 'I don't know, but he's been yelling, 'help' for like 20 minutes. He's getting a good workout.
camping waterfalls plus
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
creative progress want
As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.
moving thinking progress
I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.
gun water trying
When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.
years decision dumb
It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."
sports people usual
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
years trying world
When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a second, yeah what do you want? I just want to remind you that you're uncoordinated. I'm aware of that, thank you... can I go now? Yeah, you can go, but never ever try to outrun me. Ok, world, see you later. Yeah, I'll see you in about 50 years.
whales people boat
I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.
long timing cliche
Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
distance thinking hair
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.
school high-school television
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.