Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
funny humor men
When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.
mad backwards
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
powerful names way
Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name... ..DJ Abraham Lincoln
suicide bridges killers
Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.
stupid trying bananas
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
party animal hey
I like parties, but I don't like pinatas, because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals: 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzaz. Let's kick his ass!'
people littles
I like people, for a little while.
men futons deathbed
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
two stories comedy
It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
cards fronts knows
I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.
people looks excited
A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
thinking sound my-favorite
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.
bowling
I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
car way alarms
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.