Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
sleep naps
A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
funny humor size
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
funny witty humorous
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
funny humor writing
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'
thinking order trying
There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.
running children doors
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
moving hands mind
I can move objects with my mind..... if I use my hands!
brain say-anything together
I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".
want dry choke
If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.
interesting adjectives size
Clothing sizes are weird, they go: small, medium, large and then extra large, extra extra large, extra extra extra large. Something happened at large, they just gave up. They were like, 'I'm not doing any more adjectives; you just keep putting extras on there.' We could do better than that: small, medium, large, whoa, easy, slow down, stop it, interesting, American.
night thinking phones
I think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I do think about the specific people in the audience, how it's hard for them to get up and go to the bathroom, how they chose not to do other things that night and have turned off their phones and everything. So for that reason, I think it's necessary to mix it up and talk to the audience.
funny humor balloons
Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
im-sorry letters saws
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
funny im-sorry witty
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.