Will Martin
Will Martin
Will Martinis a New Zealand-born classical crossover singer...
writing tv-shows long
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.
kids california skateboarding
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
wise aprons printed
Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
school law interesting
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.
school law president
I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
math people giving
100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.
kids giving people
When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?
funny im-sorry humor
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
trying manipulation honest
I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.
funny im-sorry witty
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
funny song humor
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
water balloons looks
When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
keys balance ledges
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
men class differences
Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.